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FABULOUS E-Zine - JUNE
The Completely Inappropriate ADs Issue!!
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THEY CAN TALK!
Customer to BLAHbums-Olivia:
BLAHbums are the best! I bought one as a birthday present for my little
cousin, Christopher, and he loved it! At first we didn’t know what it was, but
after we started playing with it we realized that it was just fun!
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Movie Trailers. . . you really need to see these flicks!
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Meet more of our Members:
Jassie Jellywiggler
Playwrite extraordinaire
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Talent so great - it has to be hidden.
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Don't be a Sad Princess
Are you bummed because RIO will be over in June?
Well don't be! Join us for RIO's Theatre camp. All the writing fun of RIO on stage and at the Calgary Fringe Festival. Just click on our NEWS for more info!
And don't forget: We will be back in September for twice as much fun with TWO meetings a month. Yea!
Well don't be! Join us for RIO's Theatre camp. All the writing fun of RIO on stage and at the Calgary Fringe Festival. Just click on our NEWS for more info!
And don't forget: We will be back in September for twice as much fun with TWO meetings a month. Yea!
